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Monolith

I can't say that i really enjoy Denny's...at all. There new Grand Slam-wich, however, is very intriguing. Unfortunately/Fortunately (however you want to look at it) there is no Denny's in my area. So for now I can only dream. As deelish as this looks, I can safely assume that it has nothing on Bennigan's Monte Cristo Sandwich.

If you find yourself craving this beast of a sandwich then head on over to your local Denny's on April 8th from 6am-2pm. Be sure to bring a friend, because on this magical day it is buy one get one free.

Babe Ruth Ginsburg

It is Fantasy baseball time again, so after deliberating with myself for ten minutes about what the name of my team will be; I came up with Babe Ruth Ginsburg. I figured the name was too good to not make a picture to accompany it, so above...enjoy.

Damn Raccoons

Cafe Cubano

Why is it that after I have a triple Cafe Cubano, I seem to smell like coffee all day? I never smell as sweet as my Cafe Cubano, rather, I smell like an old sock that has been used in lieu of a coffee filter. 

The Cheat

1 Ply, 2 Ply, Red Ply, Blue Ply

After doing some searching for the most amount of ply you can get from toilet paper, I came across THIS. I am excited to know that there are toilet paper researchers who are hard at work trying to crack the 3 Ply problem. I also can't help but wonder: is it that hard to add more ply?

Man Sized Sandwich

I hope the title made you hungry. I know I get hungry every time I read or even hear the word SANDWICH. Let me pause here for a minute to clear the air; this site is not about sandwiches, only inspired by the feeling I get when I see a delicious sandwich that is just asking to be devoured by me. What does that mean exactly? Well this blog will be a series of posts about things that make me happy. Maybe one day Robots, and another day zombie chimps.

I guess after reading that you wonder what kind of man is this? Zombie Chimps? Robots? Well before I answer those questions, ask yourself this: What about Robo-Zombie Chimps? That is a series of 3 words that can make me smile no matter how foul a mood I am in. The point I am trying to get across here is I am a simple guy, a fun loving simple guy...with dashing good looks, and the blog will reflect that. Expect simple posts about simple things that simply make me enjoy every second of every day.